I lamented yesterday that Ryan Buell of the Paranormal Research Society and formerly of "Paranormal State" keeps so much of his personal stuff bottled up, which makes it difficult to watch things from a distance. That is one of the reasons why I love Uncle Poodle from "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo." It seems like something new erupts every other day. And the frequency of reveals means that something new and exciting is just around the bend!
It's been the busy end of a busy week, so I haven't had time to troll the comments on Uncle Poodle's fan-page. I'm not sure what triggered it. Maybe Mama June left a series of posts on his page, which usually get deleted. Maybe she texted him some nasty message. Maybe her kids texted him some nasty message. Maybe one of her fans (and yes, Mama June still has a few fans) posted some nasty message. Either way, something triggered a Facebook response from Uncle Poodle late this afternoon:
Uncle Poodle claims that Mama June is essentially the Queen of Lies. He claims that she placed the family utilities in one of her daughter's names. Same with the credit card. He claims that they managed to steal cable. He also claims that Mama June stole his dead mother's life insurance money from him.
He also repeats that Mama June has cut Uncle Poodle out of the family -- and especially out of Alana's life. He also asserts that he will be there for both Alana and Anna (and presumably the other girls) if/when they want and need him.
Lastly, he clarified that he DOES NOT want a spin-off reality TV show -- which really bums me out because I want to see "Here Comes Uncle Poodle!"
Shortly afterwards, he posted this message:
Uncle Poodle addressed his fans and haters who periodically complain that he keeps stirring the "Honey Boo Boo" pot. He basically tells them to get over it. It's his fan page. Sometimes he wants to vent. If they don't like it, -- and seriously, why would they love this?? -- then they need to unlike his fan page.
He also said that he and his fiance Alan are trying to do something special for their fans for Christmas and that he will try posting other types of topics.
And then he finished up with my favorite post of the day:
Uncle Poodle replied to some of the most repeated complaints posed to him by his haters such as "You're just an attention whore" and "You're in this for the money" and "You're just as bad as Mama June."
He reminded people that he was Alana's director and choreographer from her "Toddlers & Tiaras" days. He was just as integral to Honey Boo Boo's rise to fame as her mother was. He reminded people that he has always been pretty clear that he is famous because of her -- which is very true. I've never seen him say anything different.
He also didn't create any of the mess surrounding Mama June's recent sex offender scandal.
Lastly, he's not making any money. He's living paycheck-to-paycheck and has about $300 to his name right now.
Anyway, I know I said earlier that I would try to post fewer posts about the "Honey Boo Boo" scandal, but nights like these make it very difficult to keep to that promise!